George Osborne's Appointment As Evening Standard Editor Prompts Some Other Amusing Hiring Suggestions

George Osborne’s unlikely ascension to editor of London’s Evening Standard has opened the floor gates of people’s imaginations, prompting a torrent of suggestions for other possible future announcements.  
In a shock move on Friday the newspaper’s owner, Evgeny Lebedev, revealed the former chancellor’s appointment, saying he was “thrilled” to have landed the Tatton MP.  
Osborne’s fellow ministers, commentators, the public and even some o