Brexit Vote Could Have Seen Remain Win If 'Only People Who Changed Underpants Daily Voted'

A Brexit poll on how frequently people wash their clothes has suggested that if only people who changed their underpants every day were allowed to vote, the UK would have chosen to remain in the EU.
Just let that sink in a while.
That’s the verdict of an election analyst who scanned a critical eye over the results of a YouGov poll of the nation’s clothes-washing habits.
It found 89% of Remain voters changed their undies every day compared to 81% of Leave voters. If the June 23rd