What the BBC needs is a Morris dance-off | Brief letters

Morris dancing reality TV pitch | Drunken wood pigeons | Sycamore rehabilitation | Useful hand gesturesDue to the success of Strictly Come Dancing and the BBC’s desperate search for a replacement for The Great British Bake Off, we propose that it commission a series called Strictly Morris Dancing to be shown next year. Contestants will be put through their paces and laughed at in town squares all over the West Country, by folk. They’ll have to construct their own ridiculous costumes,