WHAT! The Oscars 2016 menu will blow your mind!

Foodies, look away now! We're seriously jealous of the incredible Oscars menu. 
Okay, we’re going to ask you to do something we never thought we’d have to…
Forget your weekly ventures to Wetherspoons’ Curry Club. Honestly, just forget about it. Forget your daily Tesco meal deal-  don’t even think about the apple and grape snack pack. FORGET ABOUT NANDOS. GREGGS. EVERYTHING. Just forget it all.
‘Why are you doing this to us?!’- w