Modern tribes: the art gallery show-off

Slow down darlings, I think the kind gallery man thinks you’re going to spill your drinks on the nude with poppiesMind that lady, Ned, with your felt pen, excuse me he’s four, he was focusing on the paintings, he literally reveres Vanessa Bell, don’t you Ned, yes, of course you can lie down here. Shall we copy this lovely portrait, what do we think the lady’s doing? Yes, well done Ned, she could be on her iPad, actually I think that pink bit is sewing and her name was Vir