Aleatory Accumulation Anti/Ghazals I-V and I-VI

I’m the guy drinking beer on the bus
 
honey promotes health, coating your throat.
The amazing Pud Bowell at Carnegie Hall
 
fool me twice about it after all
a finely oiled, well tuned, neatly pressed, carefully folded
 
have I got a hell of a story to tell
this is a prison break
 
it seems both doors are never locked at once
for this reason the text is what we know nothing outside of.
 
Open the face of the library clock ticking off
I’m invisible when the cr