Aleatory Accumulation Anti/Ghazals I-I and I-II

in this family, we go grey early
 
I don’t even get out of bed for less than $35/hr.
foreigners in his blood
 
merrily throwing shit at the canvas.
Buzzard presides over power outage.
 
I’m a good liar & it’s hard to change
me & Jaroslav Hasek burn it down
 
a smell is something you live under
there, I said it
 
Sir Meltin’ John says
the toxicology results came back
 
coming down with an eye infection
but I speak fluent laryngitis.
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