Switching over to 'beast mode' to conquer Vistas Run, Whistler weekend

They have an annual Fashion Challenge, Runway Show and Oktoberfest costume contest but, according to one over-the-top Ridge Meadows Hospice Society booster, my low-budget running outfits are not worthy of those quality events on the “more creative side of the (Fraser) river!”
Despite dressing as a goofy cowboy two years ago for the challenging Vistas Run, and having tackled recent races dressed as a moose, pirate, bear, elf, Spanish sloth, super hero and turtle, the so-call