Fall Classic too good to miss, unless a Princess puts her slipper down

High on a hill in the thriving Township of Langley sits Castle Kurenoff, where Princess Lisa has a comfy throne and rules when I’m not home (wink, wink).
My “super” training for scuba diving in Australia began last Sunday in White Rock when I ripped the head off a dangerous land shark in the Great Pumpkin Run/Walk!
She slammed her royal foot down last month — in a glass slipper, of course — when this peasant jogger blogger suggested we delay our much-needed vacation