Pass the Gravy, Declare the Tariffs: An Imaginary Trump–Carney Thanksgiving

Imagine the Canadian Thanksgiving Dinner!
SATIRE — The following dinner, dialogue and events are entirely fictional.
OTTAWA — In the spirit of international friendship, the Carney family invited the Trump family over for Canadian Thanksgiving.
The turkey is ready. The table is set. Someone has wisely removed the television remote.
For one hopeful moment, it appears two families might simply enjoy dinner.
Then Donald Trump notices the size of the bird.
The opening negotiations
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