Step One for Edmonton Oilers' resurrection: show up for work on time

Game Day 22: Oilers at Red Wings
Memo:
To: Edmonton Oilers
From: Oil Country
Gentlemen: Please remember to set your watches ahead another hour to Eastern Standard Time. Game time tonight in Detroit is 7 p.m. EST. Important note: NOT 7:30, 7:45, 8 p.m. or some other random time of your choosing. 7 p.m. sharp. Please also remember to remove your skate guards before puck drop. 
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Yes of course that is tongue in cheek, but desperate times call for desperate measures. These are clearly despera