Paula Simons: Nothing boring about the rumour that Harry and Meghan might honeymoon in Jasper

Like most of you, I was not invited to the royal wedding.
I had to make do with living vicariously through the mischievous Mulroney kids, who added a little bit of Canada to the bridal party. (I had to content myself with saying things to my husband like, “Oh my, Ivy looks just like her grandmother Mila!” and “Wow, the twins have their grandfather’s high hairline, don’t they?” He had to content himself with ignoring me completely.)
Such is the weird magic of r