Paula Simons: Calgary secondary suite rules are laughably second-rate

Never mind the relative performance of our two hockey teams. Never mind whether the Edmonton Fringe is better than the Calgary Stampede.
No, if you, as an Edmontonian, ever wish to engage in a little Calgarian-inspired Schadenfreude, secondary suite day is for you.
Once a month, Calgary city council goes through the painful ritual of hearing individual applications to develop secondary suites. One at a time.
If hell exists, an entire level of it is dedicated to covering secondary suite hearings.