Paging Edmonton Oilers' secondary scorers. White courtesy telephone please.

Game Day 56: Oilers at Golden Knights
As the clock ticked down to the second Zamboni of the Edmonton Oilers’ most recent game, the locals passed over a small milestone when they reached the 2/3 mark of their current campaign of despair.
The NHL season nicely subdivides into equal halves, an unavoidable result of teams playing an equal number of home vs. away games. But with the number of home dates (41) being, inconveniently, a prime number, further subdivision into thirds or quarters alwa