Everything that is wrong with the National Hockey League in three quotes

Are you still watching the Stanley Cup playoffs? I’m not — and the more I hear about the crapitude and nonsense of the Stanley Cup Finals I’m glad for that. 
I was out awhile ago, back when the Edmonton Oilers were elimated. After the unending run of unpenalized fouls that the Anaheim Ducks got away with against Connor McDavid and the Oilers, after the bizarre mistakes made by league officials on goalie interference calls that robbed the Oilers of at least one and maybe tw