Dining Out: Reviewers left questioning concept of the Captain's Boil

It has to be one of the great unintentional one-liners in chain restaurant history.
The Captain’s Boil?
Say, what about the Pirate’s Pimple? Or maybe the Commodore’s Canker? Does the Governor’s Growth speak toothsome delicacies to you, dear diner? Mariner’s Measles? Diver’s Dermatitis? We could go on …
Well, one thing, anyway. At least we know this yuks-laden moniker didn’t emanate from a Fortune 500 ad agency or, in this case, a series of GTA foc