Aussie on Ice week one: You want me to do what now?

For those who haven’t already tired of this series already, this is the first of 12 weekly updates on the progress of my attempts to learn how to play hockey and to go from never having skated to hopefully playing in a mixed non-contact game as part of the Discover Hockey program.Week one of Postmedia writer Juris Graney learning to skate and play hockey as part of the Discover Hockey program at Clareview Arena on January 11, 2018.
Clearly this is not an exact transcript of the thoughts go