Thirty years in, Vanstone's done a lot of storytelling

To hear Rob Vanstone tell it, he’s a bumbling, fumbling, incompetent. He’s rumpled and crumpled; he’s boring.
Sometimes, he may not even be worth the ink and pixels the Leader-Post expends for his efforts.
Rob, we must note here, is also extraordinarily self-effacing. That’s why this happens so often: Rob emails me, with a note to “please proof this drivel, Kev, if you don’t mind,” after which I proof said drivel, learn five new things, smile at two clev