PLAY REVIEW: Who’s Afraid of Chris Jones?

What if sports stories looked more like theatre reviews? Why, I imagine they would sound a lot like this:
PLAY REVIEW: Who’s Afraid of Chris Jones?
The curtain opened on a disappointing night for the Saskatchewan Roughriders, who lost 17-16 to the Montreal Alouettes in front of a small audience at Percival Molson Theatre on Thursday.
The plot was interesting, though not terribly original — the story of a coach who underestimates his quarterback, insults him and trades him to another