Fuller: What’s riskier, driving a car or eating canned soup?

Around the time I still ate Beefaroni, I owned a comedy book by Soupy Sales. Yes, that was the actual made-up name of comedian Milton Supman.
But I remember Beefaroni better. In fact, just typing those four syllables, none of which has ever been found in nature, makes me want some. Bee-fa-ro-ni. Yes-like-right-now.
But I’ll resist because, you know, sodium. I’ve been a Salt Deputy in the Sodium Police Service since 2010, when Health Canada announced a voluntary program to get the foo