Fuller: Say hi to your new teacher, the Word Nerd

The Word Nerd was on Facebook recently when he saw the following response to a posting: “Wow. Just wow.”
Naturally, he chimed in with “I have no words.”
But that was a lie. The Word Nerd has plenty of words. The problem is that most of them are bad. In his never-ending fight to protect the endangered language of English, he presents his most recent findings in this Back to School Edition. Remember, everything is on the final.
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