Fuller: April Fool's vending machine arrives just in time

It’s back! The April Fool’s vending machine! I invented it a few years ago to help people with their last-minute April Fool’s joke shopping.
This year it’s needed more than ever, because April 1 conflicts with Easter Sunday and people will be too busy trying to figure out how rabbits lay chocolate eggs to think of anything preposterous.
By the way, did you know that Easter Sunday will fall on a Monday in 2020 because of the leap year? It’s the first time that’