Fuller: A Super Bowl guide for people who hate football

One of the tragic realities of life is that not everyone loves football.
I’m not sure what they love instead of football, but it must be something awfully close to football because, you know, football.
As Pope Francis said in his New Year’s Address, “As the Bishop of Rome, football, football, football, football, football.” (This is my translation, so it might diverge slightly from the original.)
I’m preoccupied with football because it’s the Super Bowl. The ga