Food: Chive dip will make you forget old school onion

Here’s the thing.  I rarely, and I mean RARELY, have potato chips in the house.  It’s not that I don’t like them.  Quite the opposite.  Potato chips are my thing.  They are my heart’s desire, and I can’t just stop at a handful.  Not even half a bag.  No, the entire bag will be decimated in mere minutes if I’m left unsupervised. 
The supervisor is often a willing participant in the potato chip annihilation so I don’