Dumont: Nice try, scary movies …

IT, a movie about a demonic sewer clown, was released weeks ago and everyone I knew was like, “Did you see IT? IT is amazing.”
“Is IT, really?”
“IT really is the sh*T.”
I don’t go to many movies; our toddler has made it clear that movie theatres are not for sitting but rather for running in the aisles, and that the best popcorn is popcorn scavenged from the floor — so no, I did not see IT.
Whether you saw IT or not, people were convinced that IT wa