Dawn Dumont: The green-eyed monster can be helpful

For the past year, whenever I’ve seen a woman in a bikini, my first thought has been “show-off,” with a silent hope that her thong gives her a yeast infection. Although I am generally a Judgemental Judy, I realize that this is an unusual amount of negativity even for me.
Years ago, I dated this guy who was obsessed with Jennifer Lopez. I thought it was cute until one night we were chatting on the couch. His responses were disjointed. Then I realized that he was actually talking