Shouldn't poutine have NAFTA protection?

According to recent news reports, the fine folks of Boston have not only appropriated Canada’s national dish of fries covered with cheese curds and gravy, they’ve bastardized the concept of poutine beyond belief. The burghers of Boston have reportedly added such things as chili, spaghetti and baked potato to what is, or should be, a simple and inviolable recipe.
Well I, for one, don’t intend to accept these culinary abominations, especially when the likes of Donald Trump are th