Martin: The biggest and best presidential birthday bash

Friday marks the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration. 
Apparently the president is preparing what the White House is calling “My First Presidential Birthday Party.” Little is known about the planned festivities except for the following:
• It will be the biggest and best first presidential inaugural birthday party ever.
• The following individuals will not be invited: Kim Jong-un, James Comey, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Robert Mueller and Micha