'Sorry' for having so much fun running, cele-eh-brating on Canada Day

Before diving into the super Sunday we soaked up at the seventh Scotiabank Run Canada Day, I need to squash the fake news circulating around The Great Trumpkin’s White House, where some politicos think we’re “America’s attic with legalized weed.”
We are NOT changing the words to the “My name is Joe and I am Canadian” Molson ad. Nope, we will NOT be ranting “My name is Sam and I am a shoe-scuffing, smuggling, tariff-avoiding, milk-guzzling Trudeau c