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Here’s what happened while you were getting some refreshing shut-eye.
A 70-year-old man died following a head-on collision in Parc de La Vérendrye. The other driver involved in the accident, a woman in her 40s, was seriously injured but her life is not in danger, the Sûreté du Québec says. Police said that the man, who was southbound on Route 117, ended up in the other lane before colliding with the woman around 3:15 p.m. The SQ has opened an investigat