We found the only American bagel that isn't leaden. It's a pool float

Montrealers frequently rag on New York bagels and their equally disappointing American cousins.
They do this for good reason: Whereas the Montreal bagel is a celebrated carbohydrate creation, American bagels are leaden foodstuffs that can only really be used as ballast in industrial ships.
There is always an exception that proves the rule, however, and in this case it’s the Swimline Everything Bagel Pool Float.
It’s made by Swimline, which produces a variety of poll accessories &mdas