Should we have a monarchy?

Some of my neighbours woke up early on the day of the British royal wedding to watch it in bed – It didn’t actually occur in their bed; it was on TV. Hours ahead of us, it was sort of like watching international hockey but much slower and with no nets.
I have a great idea for someone who wants to make a few fast dollars: Start a business where you offer to deliver a sumptuous breakfast in bed to people who are watching some very special event in their undies. The event is not in thei