Schukov: No American turkey for Thanksgiving

Now that the United States is allowing Canadians to cross the border again after their free trade agreement (I read only the National Enquirer because they pay for their news tips), my wife and I decided to go to Plattsburgh to buy our Thanksgiving turkey.
Of course, I did my Internet research first:
The exchange rate was 0.78 which my solar-powered calculator converted $1 US into 99 cents Canadian (It was a very cloudy day.) So, close enough to venture south.
After nearly disappearing from the