What'd Youppi! look like after a bender? The new Flyers mascot, probably

Yikes!
The Philadelphia Flyers have a new mascot, and it looks an awful lot like something out of an after-school special designed to scare Youppi! into sobriety. It also looks plain awful.
Given the horrifically on-the-nose name “Gritty,” the orange creation appears to view Tom Hanks’ grooming choices in Castaway as aspirational.
Granted, the Habs have not given Youppi! cause to grow a playoff beard of late, but we’re pretty sure he’d do better than whatever happen