Schukov: Template for a teen party contract

I am very happy that towns adjoining humming Highway 20 are inching closer to getting a sound wall, but here is something noisier even closer to home:
Based on what I recently witnessed of my neighbours’ son’s last party in their basement, I have valuable advice for parents who are about to consent to their teen’s next party: Draw up a legally binding contract with the perpetrator. To make it simple, I herewith offer a draft for consideration:
“ON THIS DAY, the  &nbs