Opinion: Five things this Canadiens fan won't put up with this season

I will break a lot of promises to myself this hockey season.
I could tell you “I swear I won’t yell at the television” or “I won’t get into a Habs-related argument at your uncle’s funeral” or “I’m not drinking on weeknights anymore.” But we both know those would be lies.
As we stand at the cusp of another soul-crushing Montreal Canadiens campaign, here are five things I will barely put up with this year.
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