Oh Nations League! With these one-sided games, you really are spoiling us

While the competitive value, format and byzantine permutations of the Nations League are understood by so few people that the handful of Uefa blazers who dreamt it up are all forbidden from travelling together on the same plane, all your average joe needs to know is that it is a competition devised to cut down on the number of pointless one-sided international friendly mismatches in which European heavyweights steamroll small mountain-tops or archipelagos in poorly-attended matches that benefit