The 7 basic features that will hopefully return to the MacBook Pro

I miss the old MacBook Pro. Remember when the MacBook Pro had a good keyboard? Or an SD Card slot? Or an escape key? I miss the time when the MacBook Pro was 2mm thicker than the current version but had a full-size USB port.
Remember the wonder of MagSafe? Or the glory that was using a MacBook Pro outside because of the matte screen?
Remember when the power adapter for Apple’slaptops had little fold-out tabs to hold the cord? There was also a time that a random brush of the keyboard wouldn